A buzz will never sting you.
A chia who is a mocker dances without a tambourine.
A chia who is a mocker dances without a tambourine.
A journey of a million miles begins on the marketplace map.
A kyrii will get very upset if its hair gets messed up.
A miss is as good as a mister.
A neopoint saved is a neopoint not enough..
A scorchio is a good storyteller if it can make a Skeith listen.
A tuskaninny named Colin lives on terror mountain.
All neopets can find a job at the employment agency.
All roads lead to neopia.
An air of mystery surrounds the acara.
An idle mind is the best way to relax.
An iron rod bends while it is hot.
Ask a lot of questions but only take what is offered.
Asparagus is the food of the gods.
Bang and smash your way to the top in the bumper cars game.
Become a BattleDome master by training on the Mystery Island.
Be nice to Shoyrus or else.
Be sure to visit the Neggery for some great magical neggs.
Better late than never.
Better to be safe than meet up with a monocerous.
Bouncing around on its tail the blumaroo is quite happy.
Bronto bites are all the rage and they are meaty and very easy to carry.
Bruce could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles.
Building a neohome is a way to build a foundation for your little pets.
By all means make neofriends with peophins but learn to swim first.
By all means trust in neopia but tie your camel first.
Carrots are so expensive these days.
Catch the halter rope and it will lead you to the kau.
Chia bombers are mud slinging fools.
Chias are loveable little characters who are full of joy.
Children should not be seen spanked or grounded.
Chombys are shy and eat plants.
Chombys hate fungus balls with a passion.
Congratulations to everybody who helped defeat the evil monoceraptor.
Count Von Roo is one of the nastier denizens of neopia.
Cliffhanger is a brilliant game that will make your pet more intelligent.
Dirty snow is the best way to make your battledome opponent mad.
Do not bathe if there is no water.
Do not be greedy and buy every single food item from the shops.
Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie.
Do not open a shop if you cannot smile.
Do not speak of an elephante if there is no tree nearby.
Do not think there are no jetsams if the water is calm.
Do not try to talk to a shy peophin.
Do not wake the snowager unless you want to be eaten.
Doctor Sloth tried to mutate neopets but failed.
Dr Death is the keeper of disowned neopets.
Dr Frank Sloth is green.
Dung furniture stinks like dung.
Eat all day at the giant omelette but do not be greedy.
Enter the lair of the beast if you dare.
Every buzz is a kau in the eyes of its mother.
Every neopet should have a job and a corndog.
Everyone loves to drink a hot cup of borovan now and then.
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
Faerie food is food from the heavens.
Faerie pancakes go great with crazy crisp tacos.
Faerie poachers hang out in Faerieland with their jars wide open.
Faerieland is not for pets that are afraid of heights or fluffy clouds.
Faeries are quite fond of reading.
Faeries bend down their wings to a seeker of knowledge.
Flame the Tame is a ferocious feline fireball.
Flotsams are no longer limited edition.
Fly around the canyons of tyrannia shooting the evil pterodactyls and grarrls.
Frolic in the snow of happy valley.
Fuzios wear the coolest red shoes.
Garon loves an endless challenging maze.
Give the wheel of excitement a spin or two or three.
Get three times the taste with the triple dog.
Grarrg is the tyrannian battle master that takes no slack.
Grarrls are ferocious creatures or at least they try to be.
Great neopets are not always wise.
Happy Gadgadsbogen Day.
Have you told your friends about the greatest site on earth.
Have you trained your pet for the Battledome.
If a pteri and lenny were to race neither would win.
If at first you do not succeed play the ice caves puzzle again.
If you go too slow try to keep your worms in a tin.
If you live with lupes you will learn to howl.
If you see a man riding a wooden stick ask him why.
If you want to have lots of adventures then adopt a wocky.
If your hedge needs trimming call a chomby.
If your totem is made of wax do not walk in the sun.
It is always better to give than to receive.
It makes total sense to have a dung carpet in your dung neohome.
Jetsams are the meanest Neopets to ever swim the Neopian sea.
Jarbjarbs like to watch the tyrannian sunset while eating a ransaurus steak.
Jubjubs defend themselves with their deafening screech.
Kacheeks have mastered the art of picking flowers.
Kacheekers is a two player game.
Kaus love to sing although they only know a single note.
Kauvara mixes up potions like no other.
Keep your broken toys clean.
Keep your pet company with a neopet pet.
Kikoughela is a fancy word for cough medicine.
Kois invented the robotic fish.
Korbats are creatures of the night.
Kougras are said to bring very good luck.
Krawk have been known to be as strong as full grown neopets.
Kyriis take special pride in their fur.
Kyruggi is the grand elder in the tyrannian town hall.
Let every zafara take care of it's own tail.
Listen to your pet or your tongue will keep you deaf.
Look out for the moehog transmogrification potion lurking around.
Love your neopet but do not hug it too much.
Make certain your pet is well equipped before entering the battledome.
Magical ice weapons are from the ice cave walls.
Maybe the missing link is really missing.
Meercas are talented pranksters that take pride in their tails.
Meercas are to blame for all the stolen fuzzles.
Meercas despise red neggs.
Mika and Carassa Want You To Buy Their Junk.
Mister pickles has a terrible tigersquash habit.
Moogi is a true poogle racer.
Most Wild Kikos Swim in Kiko Lake.
Mr black makes the best shopkeeper.
Myncis come from large families and eat their dinner up in the trees.
Myncis love to hug their plushies and eat sap on a stick.
Never underestimate the power of streaky bacon.
Neopets battledome is not for the weak or sensitive.
Neopian inflation is a fact of life.
Nimmos are very spiritual beings.
No news is impossible.
Number six is on the run.
Oh where is the tooth faerie when you need her.
Only ask of the Queen Faerie what you really need.
Only mad gelerts and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.
Only real card sharks play cheat.
Pet rocks make the most playful of petpets.
Please wipe your feet before you enter the Scorchio den.
Plesio is the captain of the tyrannian sea division.
Put all of your neopoints on poogle number two.
Poogle five is very chubby but is lightning quick.
Poogle number five always wins unless he trips over a hurdle.
Poogles have extremely sharp teeth and they are cuddly.
Poogles look the best in frozen collars.
Quiggles spend all day splashing around in the pool at the neolodge.
Scorchios like hot places.
Scratch my back and I will scratch yours.
Skeiths are strong but very lazy.
Snowbeasts love to attack grundos with mud snowballs.
Some neggs will bring you big disappointment.
Some neggs will bring you big neopoints.
Some neohomes are made with mud and dung and straw.
Space slushies are just the thing on a cold winter day.
Sticks n stones are like the greatest band ever.
Stego is a baby stegosaurus that all neopets love.
Store all of your Neopian trading cards in your neodeck.
Super Glue is forever.
Take your pet to tyrammet for a fabulous time.
Terror Mountain is home to the infamous Ski Lodge.
The advent calendar is only open in December.
The Alien Aisha Vending Machine serves great good.
The barking of Lupes does not hurt the clouds.
The battledome is near but the way is icy.
The beader has a beaming smile.
The beast that lives in the tyrannian mountains welcomes all visitors with a sharp smile.
The best thing to spend on your neopet is time.
The big spender is an international jet setter.
The Bruce is from Snowy Valley High School.
The bluna was first sighted under the ice caps of tyrannia.
The Cybunny is the fastest neopet ever.
The Grarrl will roar and ten eggs will hatch into baby grarrls.
The healing springs mends your wounds after battle.
The hidden tower is for big spenders only.
The lair of the beast is cold and dark inside.
The library faerie tends to the crossword puzzle.
The kindhearted faerie queen rules faerieland with a big smile.
The meat of a sporkle is bitter and inedible.
The meerca is super fast making it difficult to catch.
The Neopedia is a good place to start your Neopian Adventures.
The Neopian Hospital will help get your pet on the road to recovery.
The pen is mightier than the pencil.
The pound is not the place to keep streaky bacon.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The Snow Faerie Quest is for those that can brave the cold.
The Snowager sleeps most of its life.
The sunken city of Maraqua has some great hidden treasures.
The tatsu population was almost reduced to extinction.
The techo is a tree acrobat.
The tyrannian jungle is full of thick muddle and mash.
The tyrannian volcano is the hottest place in neopia.
The wheel of mediocrity is officially the most second rate game around.
The whisper of an acara can be heard farther than the roar of a wocky.
The wise aisha has long ears and a short tongue.
There is nothing like a tall glass of slime potion.
There is only one ryshu and there is only one techo master.
To know and to act are one and the same.
Today is your lucky day.
Tornado rings and cement mixers are unstoppable.
Treat your usul well and it will be useful.
Tyrannia is the prehistoric kingdom miles beneath the surface of neopia.
Tyrannians will eat everything and anything.
Uggaroo follows footsteps to find food for his family.
Uggaroo gets tricky with his coconut shells.
Uggsul invites you to play a game or two of tyranu evavu.
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find doctor sloth.
Unis just love looking at their reflection.
We never know the worth of items till the wishing well is dry.
Whack a beast and win some major points.
When an Elephante is in trouble even a Nimmo will kick him.
When eating a radioactive negg remember the pet who planted it.
When friends ask about the battledome say there is no tomorrow.
When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
When there is smoke there is pollution.
Why beg for stuff when you can make money at the wheel of excitement.
With the right training Tuskaninnys can become quite fearsome fighters.
Yes boy ice cream sell out all of their shows.
You can lead a kau to water but you cannot make it drink.
You cannot teach an old grarrl mathematics.
You cannot wake a Bruce who is pretending to be asleep.
You know the soup kitchen is a great place to go.
You know you can create a free homepage for your pet.
You know you should never talk to Bruce even when his mouth is full.
You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
You really have to be well trained if you want to own a wild reptillior.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
You should try to raise your hit points.
Your neopet will need a mint after eating a chili cheese dog with onions.
Your pet deserves a nice stay at the neolodge.
